I just... found some very strange individual who knew my name and told me to go to the tavern and find a flightless bird. He said a lot about destiny and--
Look, there's no way to make this sound sane, and I was rather certain it was a scam, except then I would think you were in on it, which does not appear to be the case.
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Look, there's no way to make this sound sane, and I was rather certain it was a scam, except then I would think you were in on it, which does not appear to be the case.