AGE OF PIRACY AU (1)

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[agoodname]

[and some other specifics, huh?] Alright. So what exactly did he think I could do about that? [wtf]

[enigmaster]

He... said I should take along a flightless bird and "tie our destinies together"?

[agoodname]

[...........] ....ooookay. And where are you going exactly?

[enigmaster]

I... don't exactly know? I mean, I have a crew I'm a part of, so unless this ship just suddenly appears, I suppose, um. Wherever they go. We kind of had to dock suddenly, what with the storm.

[agoodname]

...huh. [he's...scrutinizing Edward] Tell me about this crew. And the captain.

[enigmaster]

Ah... Well, I'm the navigator. The crew is... fine. It's rather busy and chaotic, but we do well enough. The captain is... ...doing his best. I'm sure. [arrogant blowhard moron--]

[agoodname]

[eyebrow arch] That's a glowing recommendation. [smirks]

[enigmaster]

He's not what I would call the most intelligent man.

[agoodname]

Not the most intelligent, hm?

[Penguin considers this]

I can work with that. [he starts untying his apron.] Alright, I'll come with you.

[enigmaster]

You-- [he blinks pauses tilts his head] ...Pardon?

[agoodname]

You said you're supposed to take a flightless bird with you, right? Well, fine, I'm coming with you, then.

[enigmaster]

...Just like that?

[agoodname]

Just like that. [blunt]

Looks like you're my "new path," finally, so I may as well.

[enigmaster]

I'm what now.

[agoodname]

That was part of my price. [he sets the apron down on a shelf]

I had to divert from my "former path,"--[yes, he's making the air quotes]--and stay here until my "new path" appeared. So I guess that's you.

[enigmaster]

...Uh... huh.

[...Okay, wow, this is some sort of very long con.]

So, what did you ask for, then?

[agoodname]

[he pauses at that, in the middle of turning to go for the door] .....well, I suppose you did tell me, so it's only fair. [he huffs, leaning back against the door instead and folding his arms, and staring at him almost challengingly] My mother. She was very sick and I...ask that she would get better. [there's a red flush beginning at his ears, like he's embarrassed this time.]

[enigmaster]

[He looks at him for a little bit, almost like he's trying to figure this guy out then he huffs a little and glances away.] Yes, well... Now my request just seems silly.

[agoodname]

[alskdhfs he can't help but arch an eyebrow at that, expression softening now that he isn't worried about being judged lmao] Well...that's probably why your price is lighter than mine, huh? All you have to do is take me along.

[enigmaster]

I suppose. Well, if you're truly alright with it, then, good. I guess. ...Though, do you have a name other than "Penguin"?

[agoodname]

[....] Oswald. Oswald Cobblepot. [he quirks an eyebrow] And you, mysterious stranger whose destiny I'm supposed to tie myself to~?

[enigmaster]

[excuse u, you're the mysterious one] ...Edward Nashton. Very strange to meet you.

[agoodname]

[he'll hold out a hand then] Nice to meet you, Edward Nashton~

[enigmaster]

...Sure. [Oh, do they need to do the social pleasantries properly? Ugh, he hates that. Fine. Fine, he'll take his hand to shake, then. If he must.]

[agoodname]

[as he does, there's a slight fizzle, and then a popping sound, and there's a sudden thin band of light--bright purple--that encircles their joined hands for all of a moment, before it vanishes. Though it does cause Oswald to yelp and jerk his hand back away from Edward's] What on Earth--!?