KAMEN RIDER DEN-O AU

[enigmaster]

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[enigmaster]

[Edward immediately yelps and hurries back.] What... the hell. [He just. Stares. What does he do with this?] You're... one persistent hallucination.

[agoodname]

That's because I'm not a hallucination. Like I said, I'm an Imagin~

[enigmaster]

And just what the hell is that supposed to be?

[agoodname]

Now, really, what kind of question is that? That's like asking, what is a human supposed to be?

[enigmaster]

I could give a decent definition of one if someone asked, at least. And we don't go around asking people their wishes-- Wait. No. I should not be indulging this. [He stands up a little straighter and just. lets out a deep breath.] I'm going home. Go away, now. [Yep, yep, heading to his apartment now.]

[agoodname]

[Right. Okay. Oswald lets out an exasperated sigh--and up you go to your apartment, Edward. Except when you get there...Oswald will already be inside. Waiting] I can't go away. Not until you make your wish.

[enigmaster]

[he might just stumble backwards, at that. and, well, he's drenched enough that he slips and falls back. ugh.] I-I'm not interested, alright, so just go away!

[agoodname]

That can't be. Your soul called out to me, after all~ [okay so that's not exactly true, but this guy doesn't need to know that] You needed my help.

[enigmaster]

My soul definitely did no such thing. [Try that line on someone else, sir.]

[agoodname]

[he huffs again, sliding toward an annoyed pout] Maybe you just didn't hear it. But I did! Now tell me your wish already.

[enigmaster]

The more you say that, the less I want to tell you anything. [He just, scampers back to his feet.] Okay, I just... need to sleep or something. Forget all about this day and this... persistent hallucination. It's fine.

[agoodname]

I'm still going to be here when you wake up, unless you make a wish. I cannot leave until you do! [he huffs, throwing his hands up, before folding his arms] But fine. I suppose, for you, I'll be patient. You're welcome~

[enigmaster]

I didn't say thank you. And I'm not going to, either. Go... scatter into the wind or lie on a beach like sand is supposed to, already. [Speaking of, actually. He pauses as he's walking further into his apartment, glancing down. That's... definitely sand trailing behind him. Not from that... thing, but from himself.] ...Is this contagious or something?

[agoodname]

As I've said multiple times now--[twice, Oswald. You've said it twice]--I cannot leave until you tell me your wish. [he waves a hand at the sand] That's just the result.

[enigmaster]

Those are some stupid rules. [He keeps walking again. Stops.] ...If I take a shower, you're not going to follow me there, too, are you?

[agoodname]

No, I'll just make sure to get sand all over your bed instead.

[enigmaster]

Gee, thanks for your service. [he's just gonna keep going then and take that shower and maybe this weird. thing. will be gone when he's done.]

[agoodname]

[Oswald will just

casually float after him]

Try to think of your wish in the shower, hm? [meanwhile he'll

work on exploring the apartment. Maybe he can find something here that can give him a clue to what this guy would like???]

[enigmaster]

[He will absolutely not do that, you rude sand sculpture!

But, he can go ahead and explore. The apartment's pretty small. Edward can't really afford much better than this. There's a pretty impressive computer set up at a desk and a laptop by the couch, though, which is where most of his money goes.

Not to mention lots of puzzles strewn around. Sudoku books, nonograms, crosswords... lots of them.]

[agoodname]

[....huh. So if this guy lives this cheaply, there must be something he wants. Money, at least. Or the ~ultimate puzzle~.

....he hopes it's the former and not the latter.

They're both definitely going to still be trailing sand, though, which is probably not awesome for Edward's shower]

[enigmaster]

[It's very much not great. His shower is getting muddy and there's sand everywhere. Why. He'll just try to finish up quickly and clean up what he can, but he's definitely pretty annoyed once he's all done. Shooting Oswald a glare.] Seriously, is the sand going to keep happening?

[agoodname]

[:>

he's gotten sand all over the couch now]

Unless you make your wish~

Or... [he tilts his head for a moment, studying him]

[enigmaster]

[He narrows his eyes, crossing his arms.] ...Or?

[agoodname]

Or I could just possess you. [he smirks at that, moving closer] It's not my preferred way of doing this, but if things get desperate, well...

[enigmaster]

[He maybe just, backs up at that.] Wh-- That's not actually a thing you can do, is it?