BORDERLANDS AU 1

[agoodname]

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[enigmaster]

its okay [it's not really-- it doesn't FEEL okay but maybe that's a start] thank you for actually talking to me i know it's not easy

[agoodname]

yes, well, your patience surprisingly knows no bounds, it seems. [he's not sure what he did to deserve it--by all accounts he's not really sure he does. But that's another matter, and one he is absolutely not willing to bring up right now.]

[enigmaster]

oh no my patience knows lots of bounds it's very bounded i'm not a patient person

[agoodname]

I'm afraid I must beg to differ. You've been fairly patient with me.

[enigmaster]

have i? well i guess i'll take your word for it

[agoodname]

A wise choice.

[enigmaster]

well i do happen to be very wise and brilliant [...] how are things going with jack and everything?

[agoodname]

He is, as expected, being a pain. However, we've managed to circumvent his attempts to cut off our supply line so far, so I consider that a success. Not to mention I happen to enjoy the idea of knowing we got to him in some capacity.

[enigmaster]

it is very satisfying, isn't it

my offer to assist IS still on the table for the record

i can't do much from in here but i can still provide some support

and

hopefully soon i'll have recovered enough

[agoodname]

I think it would be best to wait until you were out of the hospital, only because I know Lee would be less than pleased to find out that you're working while you're supposed to be resting.

[enigmaster]

i can only rest SO MUCH i'm so tired of resting i mean honestly....... i'm almost better all that's left is my eye really

[agoodname]

Then you'll be out of there before you know it. But in the mean time, I'm afraid you'll have to content yourself with books and puzzles and gaining knowledge that way. Perhaps think of it as doing research?

[enigmaster]

yes yes fine not that i mind reading the books for the record i'm actually looking forward to them a lot just once i'm out of here we'll do something about jack together okay?

[agoodname]

[......oh.] Alright. I'll look forward to it. [sir please his gay little heart can't take this]

[enigmaster]

good

soon, then

:)

[agoodname]

Yes, soon. [alksdhflsdhf] In the mean time, I'll keep you updated if anything else happens.

[enigmaster]

you better [and next thing he knows he's just uh. he's just. tossing an emoji in there before he even realizes he's done so?] <3 [JUST. A LITTLE HEART EMOJI. BETWEEN FRIENDS.]

1/?

[agoodname]

[WAIT WHAT]

[agoodname]

[Is that--]

[agoodname]

[a HEART emoji???]

[agoodname]

[alksdhfldshflsdh]

[agoodname]

[okay calm down Oswald, deep breaths you can be a totally normal person and send a totally normal reply]

[agoodname]

[. . . . . ] <3

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[agoodname]

[aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA--]

[enigmaster]

[oh, good, he didn't mess that up. he's... not sure why he sent that emoji, it just

...felt right?

...

time to not unpack this whatsoever. it's a pretty clear sign off, at least, so. Edward's not replying. whoops.]