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[enigmaster]

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[agoodname]

As I've said, I do endeavor to be~ [he smirks across the chessboard, and continues playing, tossing out flirting comments here and there until he's basically backed into the corner. He's got about maybe two moves left before Edward has him in checkmate.] Well. This certainly has been exciting, hasn't it?

[enigmaster]

It's been... something? Sure. [IT'S BEEN A WEIRD AS HELL GAME]

[agoodname]

[Oswald chuckles at that. He could move his bishop and sacrifice it and keep this game going just a bit longer, but....why would he do that? Instead, he reaches across the board...and pushes his pawn into place all the way on Edward's side of the board] Time for a switch, Edward~

[enigmaster]

... [.......] ...Really.

1/2

[agoodname]

Hmmm~ Which piece shall I take...[he taps his chin with an index finger--before his mouth curls into a smirk]

[agoodname]

I want my pawn back.

[enigmaster]

... [. . .] Pardon?

[agoodname]

My pawn. The first one you took from me. I want it back. [:>]

[enigmaster]

...Oh my god, you're serious.

[agoodname]

Deadly serious, Edward. [his smirk widens] So...if you please~?

[enigmaster]

[And Edward just... slowly... places that first pawn on the board. Okay.] ...You know, technically this isn't even a legal move.

[agoodname]

[Oswald shrugs a shoulder at that, idly] And yet, you still allow me it. I do appreciate your generosity~

[enigmaster]

Yes, well. Enjoy your zombie pawn.

[agoodname]

I will! I'm rather glad to have it back.

Your turn~

[enigmaster]

Mhm. [He moves a piece.] Checkmate. [And yet... why does it feel like Oswald won, somehow?]

[agoodname]

Well! That's it then. A third win. Congratulations. [and he reaches out to pluck that pawn off of the board, admiring it] You accomplished your goal.

[enigmaster]

...I hate that pawn.

[agoodname]

Oh? What for? It didn't do anything to you. [:>>>] You won, after all.

[enigmaster]

...So I did.

[Eyes narrowed.

Oswald.

You little shit.]

[agoodname]

Then what could such a poor little pawn do to attract your ire? [8)]

[enigmaster]

As I said before... It knows what it did. And so do you.

[agoodname]

I always know what I'm doing, Edward. That's a given~

[enigmaster]

Mhm. I don't doubt that whatsoever. [A slight eyeroll. Oswald. Please.] ...Well. I still have my wins, anyway, so I'm good.

[agoodname]

And I have my pawn. So I am also good.

[enigmaster]

Great, well. Everybody wins. Except all those other pawns.