ACE ATTORNEY AU

[enigmaster]

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[agoodname]

[aldskhfshd] Right, um. Okay. I hope it fits alright.

[enigmaster]

...Mhm. I'm sure it'll be, um... fine. [oh god someone help him how do people talk to each other]

[agoodname]

Just let me know if it isn't and I'll...I can get you another size.

[enigmaster]

Ah... Yeah. Thank you, really.

[agoodname]

Sure, it's...I'm glad you like it. [....wait did Edward actually say he liked it wait he didn't say he liked it what if he doesn't] I-I mean, that you accept it--that it works? [HELP]

[enigmaster]

[wait oh god is that a hint. is he being ungrateful because he didn't outright specify-- SHIT] Ah, no, I mean. I do... like it. It's nice. [aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH]

[agoodname]

Oh, uh, great, I'm glad yo--[WAIT HE JUST SAID THAT alsdfhsd he may be starting to go a bit red] --er. Right. Good.

[enigmaster]

Right. Yeah. [................WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DOES HE SAY]

[agoodname]

So I'll...see you tomorrow? [BECAUSE EDWARD DID POINT OUT THAT THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO TALK ABOUT BEFORE HE GAVE HIM THAT SO. . . . ]

[enigmaster]

Yes.

[HE HAS NO SAY IN THE MATTER, OSWALD?]

[agoodname]

Okay. [AH?????????] See you then. Have a good evening. [oh my god what kind of goodbye is that Oswald what even RIGHT HE'S JUST GONNA. STAND AND EXIT]

[enigmaster]

[And Edward waits, until he's gone. At which point he immediately puts his head down on the table. Resisting the urge to scream.]

[agoodname]

"....well. I think that went rather well, all things considered."

[mildly, with a gentle hint of amusement. Elijah sure was standing a bit behind you that whole time Edward]

[enigmaster]

[...................... Edward slowly lifts his head up. He does not turn his head to look at Elijah. He just. Puts a hand over his face.] Oh my god.

[agoodname]

"No, really, quite well. Certainly could have been a lot worse." [yep definitely amused as he comes forward to sit in Oswald's recently vacated chair]

[enigmaster]

I'm not good at talking to people, okay.

[agoodname]

"You did just fine, Edward." [he smiles, a little] "If it makes you feel any better, the first time I actually tried to talk to Gertrude, I knocked a mixing bowl off the counter and spilled cake batter everywhere. And she had to remake the entire thing."

[enigmaster]

I-- That's not really the same kind of--! [D-DON'T TALK ABOUT IT AS IF HE LIKES OSWALD OR ANYTHING HE DOESN'T AT ALL]

[agoodname]

"Oh, no, of course not." [gently and earnestly--he's not having Edward on] "Just talking to anyone in a calm, friendly manner, I mean."

[enigmaster]

...I usually just talk to dead people.

[Case in point.]

Or, you know, people who kind of have to talk to me.

[agoodname]

"It's a bit of a different experience, isn't it." [he's rather sympathetic. Boy he's been there]

[enigmaster]

Kind of. It's been a bit...

[agoodname]

"A bit....?"

[enigmaster]

...I don't know. It's not like I've never talked to people before or anything, just. Usually they've given up by now.

[agoodname]

[Elijah just...chuckles a little like that] "He is rather stubborn. Like his mother."