GOOD OMENS AU 2

[enigmaster]

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[enigmaster]

I'm a demon. What were you expecting?

[And Edward sticks out his forked tongue for a second. Like a child.]

[agoodname]

Something a little cleverer, I suppose.

Ah well. [he waves a hand, airily, like it's no matter]

[enigmaster]

They don't all have to be winners, angel.

[agoodname]

Hm. I suppose I just expected better from such a wily serpent.

[enigmaster]

Well, I can hardly just do what you expect from me all the time.

How dull would that be.

[agoodname]

Edward, you have never done as I expected. [dryly]

[enigmaster]

And yet you thought I'd start now. Honestly...

[agoodname]

I don't know whether you'd call that a feather in your cap that you hit bellow my expectations rather than above them, but whatever suits your fancy, I suppose.

[enigmaster]

And now you'll underestimate me. All according to plan, Oswald.

[agoodname]

Ah, yes, there it is. As I said: wily serpent. Just as expected.

[enigmaster]

[He smirks and flicks out his tongue again, playfully.]

[agoodname]

[Oswald arches an eyebrow at that, though there's a smirk at the corner of his mouth] One of these days I'm going to catch that tongue of yours, and then you'll be sorry. [he's teasing]

[enigmaster]

[FLICK] I'd like to sssssee you try.

[agoodname]

[his eyes narrow slightly at that] Oh, would you?

[…yeah, next flick he’s going to make a grab for his tongue]

[enigmaster]

[Fli--] H--! [Yep, you got the boy's tongue, congrats. And he's just giving Oswald the most INDIGNANT look right now, because? How??? Dare?????]