BEAUTY AND THE BEAST AU 1

[enigmaster]

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[enigmaster]

[He grumbles and growls a little... but he gets moving anyway. Fine.]

[agoodname]

You'll feel better afterward~ [:> he's so easy to tease, really.]

[enigmaster]

[A louder growl at that. Rude! Just be glad he's actually getting that snow.]

[agoodname]

[Not as intimidated by that growl by now] I'll even help you--make sure we get all the dust out of your fur. [:>>>>] And also we have to see if you have soap.

[enigmaster]

[wow excuse you his growls are scary!] ...There's probably still some.

[agoodname]

[oh they are, but not when he's carrying in buckets of snow] Good--I can make soap, but it's tedious, so I'd rather not.

[enigmaster]

...You can just make it yourself?

[agoodname]

You can. We would have to see if there's any lye in here, though, because theres not much point without that.

[enigmaster]

Huh... [He tilts his head.] Maybe you could teach me how to make that too? [...he might also be stalling.]

[agoodname]

I could, if we find some lye. But hopefully it won't come to that. [....where are those pots of snow Edward]

[enigmaster]

Alright... [...He's going, geez. Fiiiiine. He'll get those pots. It doesn't really take too long for him, anyhow.]

[agoodname]

[right, he'll throw those onto the stove once they're in, letting them warm up.] Would you check the bathroom down the hall and see if there's any soap in there? That'll be the one we'll probably take these to.

[enigmaster]

[He sighs and his shoulders slump a little.] Mhm, sure. Okay. [Well, this is happening, apparently. He'll go check. Looks like there's still some around... He'll return soon enough.] There's still some left.

[agoodname]

Good! These pots are almost boiled, so we can then dump them in the bath and then fill them again.

[enigmaster]

Alright... [...He wipes some more dust away with his wing.] I still think I'm fine.

[agoodname]

[he's just...going to give him a blatant look over with the most skeptical expression. It's cute that you think that, Edward]

[enigmaster]

...I'm just saying.

[SO. RUDE.]

[agoodname]

[JUST GONNA STARE FOR ANOTHER LONG MOMENT before turning back to the stove] Anyway, I think the water in these pots is boiled enough, so it can be dumped in the tub, and it should be cool enough to get into without burning yourself by the time the second round of pots are boiled, so you'll have a hot bath but not a boiling one.

[enigmaster]

[WOW!] ...Fine, okay. [FINE. Gosh! Just the rudest. Why did he save you again? But okay, he'll go... do that.]

[agoodname]

[because he's cute and makes you food.

Anyway, he's going to finish that soup while Edward does that and set it aside to simmer for a couple hours. And then, once that bath is ready, he's going to locate that soap--and turns to Edward with a smile]

Right! In you go. [:>]

[enigmaster]

[Edward's by the doorway and just stands there. okay oswald but what if like he DIDN'T go in???] ...

[agoodname]

[Oswald arches an eyebrow, before folding his arms over his chest] Edwaaaard.

[enigmaster]

...Maybe I should go out hunting again. Like. Now. [Oswaaaaaaaald]

[agoodname]

You can go hunting again after. We have enough. [don't you try and wriggle out of this, buddy. He's got an eye on you]

[enigmaster]

Are you sure? Maybe I should go check first, or--