ACE ATTORNEY AU

[enigmaster]

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[enigmaster]

I came across it while looking for something to watch. Then I got angry. Now I'm sending them a lot of emails.

[agoodname]

[he is. trying so hard. not to smile]

Oh? What about?

[enigmaster]

About the fact that what they're doing is a scam and they should go to jail.

[agoodname]

Well, I can't really disagree with you on that. These things are usually a scam most of the time, aren't they?

[enigmaster]

Pretty much always. It's just... some asshole doing cold reading or hot reading to make money off of someone's grief.

I dislike them.

[agoodname]

I can't imagine why. [dryly]

[enigmaster]

There's literally a ghost standing next to him and he has no idea. Honestly.

[agoodname]

So he's a complete hack. He's making a mockery of what you do.

[enigmaster]

Him and every other so called psychic, yeah. [It's... not great. When you've been ostracized for being different while, at the same time, people like that are making money by pretending they can do what he does.]

[agoodname]

Let's watch something else? He's hardly worth your time, then. [and he reaches out to rest a hand on his knee, comforting]

[enigmaster]

[Edward pauses typing on his phone, finally, and... his shoulders slump a little.] ...I guess. [Yeah, okay...] Sure.

[agoodname]

I don't doubt for a moment that he deserves all of your ire. But unfortunately, this despicable leopard is hardly likely to change its spots. Your time is better spent on other ventures. [he squeezes his knee] Like dinner. Shall we do some cooking?

[enigmaster]

...Yeah, alright. That is a lot better. [And he reaches for the remote, turning the TV off.]

[agoodname]

I certainly thought so. [Oswald just chuckles a bit, pushing to his feet and starting to make his way towards the kitchen--he's certainly got enough groceries that they can throw something together. ]

[enigmaster]

[And Edward is trailing behind of course. Yep, yep, time to look through groceries...]

Any ideas?

[agoodname]

Well, we had pasta last night...so perhaps a salad and steak?

[enigmaster]

That works... [And... Edward is quickly looking some things up on his phone.]

[agoodname]

Excellent--I think we have everything we need...[and he'll start pulling things out of the fridge, after hooking his cane on one of the back of the island chairs]

[enigmaster]

Have you made this before?

[agoodname]

Once or twice....I mostly just helped my mother in the kitchen when she wanted it.

[enigmaster]

Oh, yeah? I never have, really. Ah, I didn't really start cooking anything until I turned eighteen and stopped staying in foster homes...

[agoodname]

Then we're probably about at the same level, I would imagine.

[enigmaster]

I guess so. Well. We're learning together, then.

[agoodname]

Here's hoping that makes the learning easier. Otherwise we might both be eating burnt food on occasion.

[enigmaster]

I'm sure it'll go alright, between the two of us... I'm... alright with a recipe, anyway. If the instructions are clear enough.