GOD OF DEATH AU

[enigmaster]

Comments

[agoodname]

Cheese is processed milk from cows, goats or sheep.

[enigmaster]

... [...] Pr...ocessed?

[agoodname]

Yes. I've never made cheese myself, though.

[enigmaster]

How... does one "process" milk. And also, why are mortals taking the milk of other animals?

[agoodname]

I'm not entirely certain. I simply buy it, mostly. Though I'm sure we could observe the process if I ask a cheese monger. And...to make cheese, naturally. And to bake with.

[enigmaster]

...You bake milk?

[agoodname]

Well...yes, if you're making clotted cream. Or you use it in baking.

[enigmaster]

... I understand none of this.

[agoodname]

[Osvaldus can't help but smirk then, in amusement]

I'll bake for you next time, then, and hopefully that will clear things up.

[enigmaster]

[...next time?] Um. Alright...

[agoodname]

I'll make honey cake. I think you'll enjoy that.

[enigmaster]

Honey... I know that one. Flower nectar gathered by bees.

[agoodname]

Yes, that. We have that and apples for dessert.

[enigmaster]

The... fruit, right? [THE LAST TIME HE GUESSED SOMETHING WAS FRUIT HE WAS WRONG he's still mad about the date thing]

[agoodname]

[alskdhf help he has to chuckle at that] Yes, the fruit.

[enigmaster]

It's difficult to be sure with mortal words.

[agoodname]

That's true. Especially since it can also be a euphemism for someone's breasts. [just so we're covering all the bases]

[enigmaster]

[..........] What.

[agoodname]

[he shrugs at that, helping himself to another forkful of fish] I haven't the foggiest either. It just is.

[enigmaster]

Mortals are ridiculous. Though they probably got it from the Olympians, so I suppose I can't blame them that much. [...nom.] Aphrodite is probably amused.

[agoodname]

I feel like that's giving the Olympians way too much credit. [dryly] Though I imagine she is, yes.

[enigmaster]

Hardly, I'm simply saying both are ridiculous.

[agoodname]

Well, I can't entirely say that you're wrong, there. [he sounds amused] Considering most of the stories about the Olympians, it's not that shocking that they're patently ridiculous.

[enigmaster]

I don't know what mortals say about them. But most of it's probably true.

[agoodname]

Most of them are afraid of them.