ACE ATTORNEY AU

[enigmaster]

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[enigmaster]

Hardly the first time. I've slept in worse places, that's really not that big of a deal...

[agoodname]

[.....seriously]

You realize that's not at all as comforting as you think it is.

[enigmaster]

Oh. Sorry?

[agoodname]

[._.] Edward. The fact that you were too exhausted to come back and sleep in a bed and instead slept in an abandoned building where anyone could've come across you is fairly worrisome.

[enigmaster]

I've always been fine doing that. I would've woken up soon enough on my own, you just got there before I could.

[agoodname]

[boy he is giving you the biggest look right now. Yeah. He's judging] ....are we seriously having a conversation where it's better that you get no sleep and are exhausted and end up sleeping in an abandoned building in one of the more dangerous cities in America after running around said dangerous city at night...than it is to tell my parents and let them handle it?

[enigmaster]

... [...............................well okay when you put it that way] ...no?

[agoodname]

[this is why he's the lawyer here--and he can't help but smirk in victory because listen he's still Oswald Cobblepot and he's still a smug asshole] Mn. I didn't think we were.

[enigmaster]

[Oh that gets such an eyeroll. You little shit, Oswald Cobblepot...]

[agoodname]

[:>>>>>>>> he's just gonna. eat his soup. and be smug]

[enigmaster]

[yeah okay you eat your soup you smug little penguin bastard

...edward's gonna eat also because

he's pretty hungry actually]

[agoodname]

[HE WILL EAT HIS SOUP AND HE WILL ENJOY IT THANKS--and pushes to his feet to get seconds. Which is around the time both of his parents reappear]

]"So! We have talked about it, and we have a plan."

[enigmaster]

[WOW OKAY PARDON...] Uh. ...What?

[agoodname]

[Elijah, behind her, just waves a bit, looking concerned but also a bit contrite because, well...once Gertrude starts, there's no stopping her]

"Elijah and I will keep an eye out and make sure no ghosts bother you when you are sleeping. And then we can tell them to come back tomorrow. And that way, you can sleep."

[enigmaster]

Um. [oh god she's really doing this what the heck] You know you really don't have to--

[agoodname]

"Nonsense!"[she tsks, folding her arms] "You need your sleep! And we do not need to sleep, so is better that we watch." You're not going to dissuade her, you know~ [from the kitchen l o l he has no idea what his mother is saying but he knows his mother well enough]

[enigmaster]

It's just... I mean, it happens a lot and that's... a lot of effort to go through... [GUESS WHAT OSWALD HE'S TRYING ANYWAY]

[agoodname]

"Is no trouble. We will handle ghosts. You will sleep." [DECISIVE]

"It's alright, Edward. It'll give us something to do." [Elijah's a bit more gentle with his speech, but still fairly straight forward]

[enigmaster]

[okay well apparently this is just. happening???] ...Um. Okay, I guess...

[agoodname]

"Good. You still look exhausted, poor thing. When you finish dinner and go to bed, we'll make sure there's no trouble then."

[oswald returns to the table with his second bowl of soup--which Gertrude eyes critically again]

"....did he add enough garlic?"

[enigmaster]

[Edward has. absolutely no idea how much garlic is "enough", but that's easier to focus on than the first part so okay.] Um... I'm sure he did.

[agoodname]

[UGH]

Yes, mother, I added enough garlic.

[HE DOESN'T NEED TO HAVE HEARD HIS MOTHER TO KNOW WHAT SHE SAID and Elijah just looks amused]

[enigmaster]

...A common point of contention, I see.

[agoodname]

[Elijah just chuckles at that, as Gertrude starts going into a bit of annoyed grumbling about how he never adds ENOUGH--]

"Yes. Quite. In almost every dish."

[enigmaster]

Ah... [that's kind of cute] ...It's plenty, I promise.