[The library wasn't exactly Edward's first choice of a job. Clearly it can't be, it is his second job, after all. The GCPD simply doesn't pay enough. Cyber crimes is truly criminally undervalued.
So, second job. The library. Well, his shifts don't leave a lot of wiggle room for a day job. And he likes books fine. People... less so. But there's the beauty of the late night shift. Someone has to be there in the evening and night and now, Edward is it.
It's a lot of downtime. He reads a lot and makes great use of their wi-fi, because what else is he going to be doing? It's Gotham. There's really not a lot of people coming here late. At least, no one he has to actually help.
It suits him fine.
That's what he's doing right now. Sitting at his desk, quietly reading, not even bothering to look up to see if anyone needs something. They can damn well come bother him if that's the case, he's not getting up.]
Well, that's a lie, he likes them just fine but he's not like...enamored of them the way other people are. What he does like, though, is the 24 hour nature of this place, and the fact that they have a desk clerk there at all times. In the past, it's been a place Oswald can slip into and grab a quick bite should he need it with no one being any wiser.
However, when he enters today, he's rather surprised to see a new face behind the counter. He tilts his head, observing this new surprise. Pretty, pale, tall. Nice to look at, at least. Oswald can appreciate that. He'll be interested to see how...receptive he is. He makes his way forward, then, cane clacking on the tiled floor as he strides in, his permanent limp trailing behind him. How curious.]
[Oswald can't help but chuckle at that, leaning forward a bit to rest an elbow on the counter and prop his chin up in his hand. Oh, he's liking this one]
Is that what they're calling it these days? Polite and chipper?
[Oswald hums in consideration, eyes flicking blatantly over the man in front of him] Well, I didn't when I got here, but now that you mention it...there are a couple things I could be looking for.
[Edward just keeps walking, to the right section. He'll just gather some good titles himself, pulling them from the shelves. He knows right where just about everything in the library is by heart, so it's quick and easy.]
Some of these are a little broader in their subject matter than others, but the writing is still good. I'll spare you anything with a bright yellow cover.
[No "for dummies" for you, Oswald, aren't you lucky.]
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So, second job. The library. Well, his shifts don't leave a lot of wiggle room for a day job. And he likes books fine. People... less so. But there's the beauty of the late night shift. Someone has to be there in the evening and night and now, Edward is it.
It's a lot of downtime. He reads a lot and makes great use of their wi-fi, because what else is he going to be doing? It's Gotham. There's really not a lot of people coming here late. At least, no one he has to actually help.
It suits him fine.
That's what he's doing right now. Sitting at his desk, quietly reading, not even bothering to look up to see if anyone needs something. They can damn well come bother him if that's the case, he's not getting up.]
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Well, that's a lie, he likes them just fine but he's not like...enamored of them the way other people are. What he does like, though, is the 24 hour nature of this place, and the fact that they have a desk clerk there at all times. In the past, it's been a place Oswald can slip into and grab a quick bite should he need it with no one being any wiser.
However, when he enters today, he's rather surprised to see a new face behind the counter. He tilts his head, observing this new surprise. Pretty, pale, tall. Nice to look at, at least. Oswald can appreciate that. He'll be interested to see how...receptive he is. He makes his way forward, then, cane clacking on the tiled floor as he strides in, his permanent limp trailing behind him. How curious.]
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This is certainly a surprise. I was expecting Edwige.
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...You get half of that. Will that do?
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Half of Edwige? [eyebrow arch]
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[He just throws that one out without context.]
Half the name at least.
[Casually flips to the next page.]
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And how long have you been working here, Edward? I don't believe we've met before.
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[he tries so hard and yet,]
I've been here about two weeks.
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Ah. That would explain it.
I'm afraid I'm going to go against your goals and insist on introducing myself. My name is Oswald. It's nice to meet you, Edward.
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[He sighs a little, finally looking up from his book. Taking this guy's look in.
...Honestly, overdressed, maybe, but. It's Gotham.]
It's far too late in the night for me to return the sentiment with anything resembling sincerity. Pretend I was polite and chipper, will you?
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Is that what they're calling it these days? Polite and chipper?
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Which is ridiculous, because it's Gotham, and no one is polite during the day, let alone at night.
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[He shrugs.]
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...So. Do you need anything or can I just keep reading?
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Well, seeing as I am literally required to help you...
What are you looking for?
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Hmm...do you have any books on the anatomy of blood and specific diseases?
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If I just give you the titles and section, can you find those on your own, or do you need me to take you there.
[Judging from Edward's tone, it's clear he's hoping STRONGLY for the former.]
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Alright then. I'll show you where they are.
[And he'll just start walking.]
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Some of these are a little broader in their subject matter than others, but the writing is still good. I'll spare you anything with a bright yellow cover.
[No "for dummies" for you, Oswald, aren't you lucky.]
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