BORDERLANDS AU 1

[agoodname]

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Comments

[enigmaster]

oh my god cannot believe him he gives me stuff but it's never straight up bribery i don't think probably [he'd know right]

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[agoodname]

lol

[agoodname]

probs not bribery

bribery has to be for a specific thing ie not beating another gentoo with ur masterpiece of machinery bc he did something stupid

[enigmaster]

thank you for not doing that

i don't want to extend the hospital stay even more

[huh. weird how oswald just gives him stuff anyway.]

but ok good

that means these books are no strings attached probably

[agoodname]

yeah well like I said I got my saw so ur safe for now

[....bruh]

lol yeah pretty sure there's no strings on those books, except what they used in the binding

[enigmaster]

lmao

[ok he appreciates that joke at least]

...ok so like uh

i messaged him earlier but he didn't say much

but i am wondering if he's mad at me also

idk if you don't know that's fine i'm just not sure because he's hard to read at the best of times

[agoodname]

dude

he is not hard to read at all lol

he is for sure mad

but like not mad like me

different mad

[enigmaster]

he's hard to read to me idk what to tell you [it's the autism and lack of human contact that wasn't hyperion don't @ him] ok so what kind of mad??

[agoodname]

you pretty much performed a really dangerous and painful operation on yourself without help and he walked in on you doing that

oh and the reason you needed that in the first place is because you were buried in rubble and we almost didnt find you in time

what kind do you THINK edward c'mon

[enigmaster]

i'm really confused right now i won't lie

[agoodname]

holy shit

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[agoodname]

[The_Great_Big_Book_of_Feelings.pdf]

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[agoodname]

start with that

[enigmaster]

oh my god

why do people always have to talk around stuff and hint at it

i'm not reading that

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[agoodname]

you 100% need to read that

you might actually learn something

[agoodname]

anyway he's mad because he's worried

[enigmaster]

he's what

[he's WHAT]

oh my god

why can't he just SAY THAT......

[he'll

unpack the fact that someone is worrying about him later

maybe]

[agoodname]

probably the same reason you couldn't just tell him or dr thompkins that you didn't want to feel vulnerable

[enigmaster]

[......................]

ok fair

[but

ugh

UGH]

do you know if hes busy or am i good to bother him

[agoodname]

man idk I'm not his mom

just text him already

[enigmaster]

ok fine just asking

[he'll

stop bugging her then

and text oswald again]

are you busy

[agoodname]

Somewhat. Why, is something wrong?

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[enigmaster]

no

i mean

sort of i guess

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[enigmaster]

[ . . . ] you're mad at me [not a question]

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[agoodname]

[. . . . . . . . well that's not what he expected]