BEAUTY AND THE BEAST AU 1

[enigmaster]

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[agoodname]

Then put me down! [reaches up to flick his ear this time]

[enigmaster]

No. [He growls again. And he's just gonna keep walking.]

[agoodname]

You're being unreasonable! [TUGS ON HIS EAR!!! But like not too hard though, just to be annoying]

[enigmaster]

And you're being ridiculous! [There, okay, bedroom's right there. He's just gonna walk right on in.]

[agoodname]

I am not--I'm just trying to get things done! I know what I can handle! [...normally]

[enigmaster]

Good. Handle a nap. [You wanted down, Oswald? Down you go. Right onto the bed, just. Casually deposited.] There.

[agoodname]

[ANOTHER SQUAWK AS HE GOES DOWN--before flailing to sit up, coughing as it kicks up another cloud of dust] E---Edward! [COUGH COUGH]

[enigmaster]

What? You wanted me to put you down.

[agoodname]

[he's still coughing up a storm but he sure is going to grab for one of those pillows and TRY AND HIT YOU WITH IT]

[enigmaster]

[He's just gonna. Grab that, as Oswald tries to hit him with it.] Really?

[agoodname]

[He's going to try and jerk back on the pillow but....Edward's got it held fast.

So naturally, he drops it and goes for another, swinging that one at him. TAKE THAT]

[enigmaster]

[That one hits and Edward huffs.] Okay. [Yeah, he's just gonna start to walk away bye]

[agoodname]

I need my crutch, Edward! [THROWS THE PILLOW AFTER HIM!!]

[enigmaster]

[WOW RUDE] I'll bring it by later.

[agoodname]

[alskdhfs] I don't want to be stuck in this room!

[enigmaster]

Not my problem.

[agoodname]

[hey NO HE DOESN'T LIKE THIS] I'm going to make it your problem--[whoop nope dissolving into a hacking fit]

[enigmaster]

...Calm down and maybe you won't cough so much.

[agoodname]

If it wasn't so--[SORRY GOTTA COUGH A LOT]--so dusty, I wouldn't have to!

[yep doing some more coughing] How do you even breathe in all this?

[enigmaster]

...Usually I'm on the ceiling.

[agoodname]

Well, lucky you! [he's--trying to get out of that bed now. y e p. Still coughing though, and leaning on the wall for support]

[enigmaster]

What are you-- Stop that, for the love of... [he sighs, deeply] ...Just put up with it for now, I have to make sure everything's still fine in the kitchen. Don't... go anywhere. [Yep, he's just gonna go. BYE.]

[agoodname]

Easy for you to say, you--[no wait he's gone]--hey! Edward! [alkshdflkhflshlfs and of course he's not going to come back so fine he's just going to grumble to himself under his breath and start just...hopping down the hall. Slowly.

Boy, this combined with the exhaustion from earlier plus all of that dust is just

not great though]

[enigmaster]

[Yep, he's gone. Edward's just... gonna finish up in the kitchen, sorry not sorry.]

[agoodname]

[great he's going to make it like

maybe five stairs down before he's just too dizzy and has to sit down, hard, breath wheezing in his lungs. He tilts sideways, leaning against the railing, still coughing weakly.

He'll just...rest his eyes for a minute again. Just until he gets his breath back.]