ACE ATTORNEY AU

[enigmaster]

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[agoodname]

It's fine, he was just a concerned when he discovered that you'd been evicted. [he sounds a bit amused--and is going to start on that soup] Ah--and I mentioned the concert on Saturday, and he seemed interested, so I invited him to meet us there.

[enigmaster]

[......he feels so disappointed suddenly why is he so disappointed OSWALD WHY--] Oh. Alright. I guess we'll see him there, then. [GOD DAMN IT]

[agoodname]

[.....Oswald blinks, once, at that] ....if that's okay? I...should've asked.

[enigmaster]

Oh, no, that's fine. [WHY WOULDN'T IT BE FINE]

[agoodname]

Okay. [he smiles, then, a bit] It'll be nice.

[which is about the time Gertrude will lean over Oswald's shoulder, squinting critically]

"Is that Lecsó?"

[enigmaster]

Ah... [Edward... pauses.] Yes. [And then, to Oswald:] Your mother is here.

[agoodname]

[he perks a bit at that, startled]

Oh! In that case--[and he sits up a bit, affection an aura of calm but...he's definitely up to something] Mother, did you know what Edward was up to all last night?

[enigmaster]

[Edward's head shoots up, at that. Oh. Oh, Oswald, you snitch.] Uh. [OSWALD]

[agoodname]

[Gertrude's eyes narrow at that--and she's glancing at Edward] "No, I do not know what Edward was doing. Why?" [and Oswald continues, even though he can't hear her--it's almost as if he can anticipate her responses though] Oh, well, apparently he was traipsing all over Gotham all night and into the morning looking for a doll for some very rude ghost who couldn't wait until the morning. [he lifts his head to look Edward in the eye--and there's a twitch tot he corner of his mouth, as if he's suppressing a smirk--yes he knows exactly what he's doing] He hardly got any sleep at all. "He what?!" [and Gertrude looks at him now, aghast] "Edward! Is this true?"

[enigmaster]

[Edward's got a bit of a deer in the headlights look and why does he feel like he's in trouble. Oswald. You snitch.] Um, that's... It's... honestly not that big of a deal, really... [That's not a no. And why does he feel like this isn't going to fly?]

[agoodname]

I had to go out and find him this morning, mother! [oh that distressed face! HE WAS SO WORRIED, MOTHER!] He fell asleep in an abandoned building, he was so tired! "In an abandoned building?!" [THE HORROR] "Oh, no, that is no place for sleeping! Not for growing boys--Edward, you need your rest!" [Gertrude's mouth twists into a scowl, then, and she looks very determined...which probably does not bode well.]"I will speak to Elijah about this! It is unacceptable! You are still growing and you need to sleep."[oh she's pissed] "Keeping you up all night--oh, we will se about that!" [and with that she fades out, probably to go start ranting at her husband]

[enigmaster]

That's-- It's really n-- Just-- [He tries to cut in, but he can't quite manage it. And then she fades out and--] Ah, wait-- [Nope, she's gone. And Edward huffs a little, as he looks back at Oswald.] ...Really.

[agoodname]

[and now that he's certain his mother's gone---he just smirks like the smug asshole he is] That should solve that issue quite handily, if I know my parents. [:>]

[enigmaster]

Was that really necessary? [WHY DOES IT FEEL LIKE HE WAS SOLD OUT]

[agoodname]

Considering you were running all over Gotham in the middle of the night looking for a doll and then fell asleep in an abandoned building? [DRY] I should think so, yes.

[enigmaster]

I was fine.

[agoodname]

Edward. You fell asleep in an abandoned building. [srsly]

[enigmaster]

Hardly the first time. I've slept in worse places, that's really not that big of a deal...

[agoodname]

[.....seriously]

You realize that's not at all as comforting as you think it is.

[enigmaster]

Oh. Sorry?

[agoodname]

[._.] Edward. The fact that you were too exhausted to come back and sleep in a bed and instead slept in an abandoned building where anyone could've come across you is fairly worrisome.

[enigmaster]

I've always been fine doing that. I would've woken up soon enough on my own, you just got there before I could.

[agoodname]

[boy he is giving you the biggest look right now. Yeah. He's judging] ....are we seriously having a conversation where it's better that you get no sleep and are exhausted and end up sleeping in an abandoned building in one of the more dangerous cities in America after running around said dangerous city at night...than it is to tell my parents and let them handle it?

[enigmaster]

... [...............................well okay when you put it that way] ...no?

[agoodname]

[this is why he's the lawyer here--and he can't help but smirk in victory because listen he's still Oswald Cobblepot and he's still a smug asshole] Mn. I didn't think we were.