BEAUTY AND THE BEAST AU 1

[enigmaster]

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[agoodname]

[HE'S NOT GOING TO

he's just

maybe

resting his eyes a bit]

[enigmaster]

[...Just resting your eyes, huh? How long?]

[agoodname]

[JUST

A COUPLE SECONDS

like thirty

or sixty

maybe like

a minute or two

or four]

[enigmaster]

... [He should just leave you here in the kitchen, Oswald. He should. He could! Very easily! In fact, it would by far be the easiest of all possibilities!] ...Hey.

[agoodname]

[Oswald's head immediately jerks up at that, blinking] Hm? What? [he's glancing around the kitchen] Is the pot boiling over?

[enigmaster]

No. You're falling asleep.

[agoodname]

[alksdhfsdh IMMEDIATELY GOING BACK TO THAT PETULANT FACE]

I was just resting my eyes.

[enigmaster]

Uh-huh. Do me a favor. Rest them again for a sec?

[agoodname]

[Oswald's lips press together at that]

....why.

[enigmaster]

Just... do it. ...Please?

[agoodname]

[SQUID] ....... Fine. [he sticks his nose in the air a bit, but does so. WHATEVER EDWARD HE CAN HANDLE WHATEVER YOU'RE DISHING OUT]

[enigmaster]

[Yep, he's sure you can, Oswald. By the way, after you do that? You're getting picked up.]

[agoodname]

[WHAT

Oswald lets out something that sounds like a squawk, flailing a bit, clearly startled as he latches immediately onto Edward's arm and the fur of his chest, startled.

Then he gets over that very quickly]

--hey! What are you--Edward!

[enigmaster]

[Yep, he's not even paying the flailing any mind. He's moving.] You're being stupid. I don't feel like dealing with that.

[agoodname]

I'm--excuse you?! [HE'S GOING TO GIVE THAT FUR ON YOUR CHEST A TUG IN RETALIATION, EDWARD] I'm not being stupid! I was just--I said i was just resting my eyes!

[enigmaster]

Uh-huh. [The tugging is annoying, but whatever. He keeps walking. He's just gonna go upstairs, Oswald, because he's nice like that. And so you can't follow him.]

[agoodname]

[alskdhfsdh TUGGING AGAIN, HARDER] Edward! This is---this is ridiculous! Set me down!

[enigmaster]

Make me. [Yep, yep, still going. Heading back to the same bedroom as before, sorry Oswald.]

[agoodname]

[AOSHDIOFHSODHFS!!!!! HE IS!!! DISGRUNTLED!!!

AND IS GOING TO REACH UP AND TRY AND FLICK HIS NOSE]

[enigmaster]

[He growls at that. RUDE???] Stop that!

[agoodname]

Then put me down! [reaches up to flick his ear this time]

[enigmaster]

No. [He growls again. And he's just gonna keep walking.]

[agoodname]

You're being unreasonable! [TUGS ON HIS EAR!!! But like not too hard though, just to be annoying]

[enigmaster]

And you're being ridiculous! [There, okay, bedroom's right there. He's just gonna walk right on in.]

[agoodname]

I am not--I'm just trying to get things done! I know what I can handle! [...normally]