GOD OF DEATH AU

[enigmaster]

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[enigmaster]

[...Okay but he likes the sandwich, does he need to try more foods?] ...Alright. [He'll comply, out of curiosity more than anything. Bracing himself for whatever this is. It's... hard to figure out what this is.]

[agoodname]

Good. [He'll pop that bread in his mouth, then, careful not to smear anything] There--try that.

[enigmaster]

[Enygma blinks as he chews on that bread. Tilting his head curiously. The texture is very different from the last bite, as is the taste, and for a moment it's just... confusing. But after a moment, his eyes light up a bit, as he swallows the bread.] That's... I don't even know how to describe that... ...Mortals eat this every day?

[agoodname]

Not every day. [he pauses to consider] ....well, some people do. But most people like some variety.

[enigmaster]

[He just looks incredulous at that, as if Osvaldus is playing a joke on him.] How much more variety could there be?

[agoodname]

[Osvaldus smirks at that] Oh, quite a lot, actually. This barely even scratches the surface. [and he takes a piece of bread and hummus and oil for himself, popping it in his mouth]

[enigmaster]

...Aren't you doing this wrong? [He reaches over for that oil, holding up the pitcher and squinting at it.] This is a liquid, right? Aren't those for drinking?

[agoodname]

[alsdkhfs he can't help the chuckle at that]

Not that liquid. Wine and beer, yes, but that's olive oil. It would taste awful to just eat without other things--some vinegar and herbs at the very least.

[enigmaster]

...I have no idea what any of those things are.

[agoodname]

[. . . . . . for a moment, Osvaldus just...stares]

Well...aside from wine, which I gave you a sip of last time, I suppose I'll just have to introduce you to the rest.

[enigmaster]

I don't know if I liked the wine. It was sweet, but also... not? And it felt odd. ...But I like this. [as he goes to take another bite out of his sandwich]

[agoodname]

There are several kinds of wine, so maybe we'll find one you like. Or we can try beer. Or some juice.

But I can introduce you to other foods, but a lot of them I'd have to cook for you.

[enigmaster]

...Is that not far too much trouble to go through?

[agoodname]

Ah, well, that.... [hnnngh don't call him out like this] ...I don't mind. Maybe the next time you're in my area...

[enigmaster]

I am in every area just about every day. [...] That's sort of how this works.

[agoodname]

In that case, you can let me know when you're going to stop by, and I'll make something.

[enigmaster]

...You're saying you wish to... spend time with me?

[agoodname]

[SCREAM] ...yes. Obviously.

[enigmaster]

...You still understand that I am literally Death, right?

1/2

[agoodname]

Who apparently has never had any good food in the veritable centuries you've been around. Which is a tragedy, and I shan't stand for it. [so there!!!!]

2/2

[agoodname]

[....] Also, ah...[he quiets, then, glancing off to the side a bit] .....I missed you.

[enigmaster]

Far longer than centuries. [......wait, what was that second bit?] You... missed me?

[agoodname]

[alksdfhs his face, if possible, goes even redder] ....yes. I did.

[enigmaster]

...Why? [because no one should be missing him, other than maybe his mother]

[agoodname]

Because you're...[his shoulders hunch, just slightly]...well. You're sweet. And kind. And you scold me for doing foolish things like it matters, and I just... ...I enjoy your company.