ACE ATTORNEY AU

[enigmaster]

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[agoodname]

[Oswald perks a bit at that] Now that's an idea. Just as, if not more, effective with a fraction of the effort.

[enigmaster]

Just play it every time he opens his mouth. More efficient that way. [Whatever comes out is probably going to be stupid, after all.]

[agoodname]

[alsdkfhs he is delighted at that, and he sputters out another laugh] Just assume that whatever is going to come out of his mouth is worthless ahead of time?

[enigmaster]

Exactly. That way you won't have to bother listening to any of it.

[agoodname]

Edward, have I ever told you that you're a genius~? [that was...incredibly flirty alksdhs]

[enigmaster]

Ah... I don't know, but I don't mind hearing it... [Oh no, he's blushing...]

[agoodname]

Then I'm happy to tell it to you. [he props his chin on his hand] You're an absolute genius, Edward Nygma~

[enigmaster]

H-Hah, well. Glad you think so. [OH NO HE'S DYING... He's so red now...]

[agoodname]

[asdkhfsdlkfhs....CUTE......Oswald's smirk widens] Honestly. What would I do without you?

[enigmaster]

Y-You'd be just fine, I'm sure... [OSWALD PLEASE]

[agoodname]

Nonsense. [:>] Who would be there to give me brilliant ways of dealing with an idiot? I'd be simply adrift~

[enigmaster]

You'd have come up with something sooner or later, I'm sure of that.

[agoodname]

Probably. But I prefer your input.

[enigmaster]

[He chuckles, a little. Oswald...] Ah, see, I was right after all... Back during our first few talks. You are very gracious.

[agoodname]

[Oswald can't help but chuckle at that, eyes glinting] Certainly not the descriptor most would use, but if you insist, than I won't refuse it.

[enigmaster]

Good, because I don't intend on taking it back.

[agoodname]

No~? [his smirk widens, at that] Never?

[enigmaster]

Now? Definitely never.

[agoodname]

[something about his smirk softens a bit, then] You're far too kind.

[enigmaster]

Really? I think that sounds more like you.

[agoodname]

[alksdhfs he can't help but look bemused at that] I don't think that's ever been a descriptor used for me.

[enigmaster]

And now it is.

[agoodname]

Only by you, of course~

[enigmaster]

It still counts! [And. They're just going to keep bantering, huh? Though in any case, the day goes on. It's a little later, as they're just taking it easy, that... Edward's phone starts to ring. ...Which is the first time that's happened as far as Oswald knows, but. Judging from how surprised Edward looks, it's not a very common thing in general. He fumbles a little to grab it and look at the number first.]

[agoodname]

[Oswald startles a bit as well, blinking at the ringtone--before glancing over as Edward picks the phone up, arching an eyebrow]