ACE ATTORNEY AU

[enigmaster]

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[agoodname]

No. Probably because a couple of his cases have started going to me. Because I actually get them solved with logical arguments. [Oswald smirks darkly at that]

[enigmaster]

Imagine that. Being good at the job actually helps. Maybe someone should tell him.

[agoodname]

[alskdhfs that pulls another laugh out of him] I'd consider it, if it wouldn't be such a waste of time.

[enigmaster]

You could record something. Just take that out every time he says something stupid.

[agoodname]

[Oswald perks a bit at that] Now that's an idea. Just as, if not more, effective with a fraction of the effort.

[enigmaster]

Just play it every time he opens his mouth. More efficient that way. [Whatever comes out is probably going to be stupid, after all.]

[agoodname]

[alsdkfhs he is delighted at that, and he sputters out another laugh] Just assume that whatever is going to come out of his mouth is worthless ahead of time?

[enigmaster]

Exactly. That way you won't have to bother listening to any of it.

[agoodname]

Edward, have I ever told you that you're a genius~? [that was...incredibly flirty alksdhs]

[enigmaster]

Ah... I don't know, but I don't mind hearing it... [Oh no, he's blushing...]

[agoodname]

Then I'm happy to tell it to you. [he props his chin on his hand] You're an absolute genius, Edward Nygma~

[enigmaster]

H-Hah, well. Glad you think so. [OH NO HE'S DYING... He's so red now...]

[agoodname]

[asdkhfsdlkfhs....CUTE......Oswald's smirk widens] Honestly. What would I do without you?

[enigmaster]

Y-You'd be just fine, I'm sure... [OSWALD PLEASE]

[agoodname]

Nonsense. [:>] Who would be there to give me brilliant ways of dealing with an idiot? I'd be simply adrift~

[enigmaster]

You'd have come up with something sooner or later, I'm sure of that.

[agoodname]

Probably. But I prefer your input.

[enigmaster]

[He chuckles, a little. Oswald...] Ah, see, I was right after all... Back during our first few talks. You are very gracious.

[agoodname]

[Oswald can't help but chuckle at that, eyes glinting] Certainly not the descriptor most would use, but if you insist, than I won't refuse it.

[enigmaster]

Good, because I don't intend on taking it back.

[agoodname]

No~? [his smirk widens, at that] Never?

[enigmaster]

Now? Definitely never.

[agoodname]

[something about his smirk softens a bit, then] You're far too kind.

[enigmaster]

Really? I think that sounds more like you.

[agoodname]

[alksdhfs he can't help but look bemused at that] I don't think that's ever been a descriptor used for me.